SUPRA
"Transmits body heat for your ultimate
sensual pleasure!"
SHE: Polyurethane doesn't stink like latex.
But the chance of breakage is higher
HE: This one was slippery and non-smelly,
but it seemed a bit thick.
Extended
Pleasure
These condoms are lubricated with stuff that
numbs your soldier to avoid an accidental
fire.
SHE: "I do notice that he can go a lot
longer."
HE: "This is like being too drunk to
finish, but without the joy of a beer
buzz."
Kimono
Micro Thin
"Thirty-eight percent thinner...offers
maximum transparency, sensitivity, and
feeling."
SHE: It sure felt good. It seemed to be the
thinnest condom here
HE: Hello, Kimono. I give this one the
ultimate praise because I didn't even notice
it.
DUREX
AVANTI
Before polyurethane, creepy lambskin was the
only alternative to latex. Though the FDA
hasn't given them their ultimate no-disease
stamp of approval, these love gloves are as
babyproof as latex
SHE: "Omigod, it almost feels like
skin! I can feel a lot more heat through it,
too."
HE: "Hmmm. That's actually not bad.
I'll use these if I have to."
Extra Sensitive
"An intimate and natural experience
that allows you to feel every
sensation."
SHE: It felt just like a regular condom. But
it must've been thin because he came
quicker.
HE: It felt kind of tight, but otherwise
okay.
NATURAL LAMB
"Because it is made from natural
membrane...it has its own special feeling of
sensitivity."
SHE: Animal-skin doesn't prevent STDs. And I
was afraid PETA would storm my bedroom.
HE: This was like wearing a Ziploc on my
penis - it was really loose. I'll stick with
lamb on my dinner plate.
ULTRA SENSITIVE
"The original thin condom...almost like
using nothing at all!"
SHE: I'm somehow reassured by a condom made
in a conservative state like Alabama.
HE: I'm reaching for these comfy condoms
when we run out of Kimonos
CROWN
God bless the Japanese: They've developed a
way to make latex as thin as physics will
allow. For couples who want as little
between them as possible - that would be all
of us - these are clearly an excellent
option.
SHE: "OK, I gotta say, these feel
pretty good, too."
HE: "It's a tossup between these and
the polyurethane ones: You feel a lot of
heat and some muscle squeezing. The downside
is they're snug, especially at the
base."
Inspiral
For a guy with a big, well, head, the
bulbous shape fits loosely around the tip
while remaining tight at the base.
SHE: "It doesn't feel much different to
me, but it makes a weird sloshy sound."
HE: "It's nice to have the extra room,
but all the excess material makes my soldier
look a little undersized."
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